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A cunt is for life, not just for Christmas -
Another successful year as the world’s biggest cunt -
Another year older, still a bellend! -
At least your Mum likes you -
Chief instigator of bad ideas -
Diagnosis: Chronic incurable cunt disorder -
Emotional support for a cunt -
Fuck Off - make your own cup of tea! -
Good luck at your new job, traitor. -
Happy Anniversary. 100% committed to annoying you forever! -
Happy Birthday to my favourite knobhead! -
Happy Birthday you colossal cunt -
I hate everyone except you. You’re alright -
I say this with love. You twat! -
If I wanted to listen to an arsehole, I’d fart -
Keep your chins up -
Love you with all my heart. You wanker! -
Oi you absolute cockwomble -
Only a special cunt receives this gift -
Potato Says Total Cunt -
Sassy, classy and gassy -
Vintage, rare and losing hair -
Warning May Bite! -
You glorious bellend, never change!
